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Mon, Mar. 27th, 2006, 08:05 pm
favorite chuck norris facts!

- Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
- What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe
- Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
- Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
- Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego
- There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
- The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

Wed, Mar. 29th, 2006 02:37 pm (UTC)


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